|Note: This is entirely fake. We apologize for any confusion this could cause to that fat boy band manager or to his friends. Who are most likely fat also.
We here at rootnode like to be in on what is "hip & new". Well, we asked some people from the street "What was cool?" and found out the general consensus was not Robert Plant, it was N'Sync! So I made a few calls and arranged an interview with the boys from N'Sync. Here is how it went:
rootnode: Hello. It is my distinct pleasure to have all of you here. Thank you Britney's boyfriend, other guy, and the other three ugly ones.
Britney's boyfriend: Thank you rootnode, its great to get a chance to talk to people who are really interested in music, people like us.
other guy: Yeah, thanks for having us.
rootnode: (It should be noted that I saw other guy's hand move to Britney's boyfriend's leg at this time.) I'd like to begin by finding out more about what guides you in your music and career. I've been listening to the new disc constantly and am intrigued by the influence of electronica as well as the depth of your lyrics. Lines like, "It doesen't matter bout the clothes we wear", seem very potent. What were some of your goals in making this record?
Britney's boyfriend: Yeah, like we just wanted to do beats that people could dance to, and give out some lyrics straight at all the critics . Its like this is our thing and we're here to stay. Our clothes don't matter.
rootnode: Interesting. Now do any of you actually pick out your own clothes for performances or appearances?
Britney's boyfriend: Well, no, I mean man nah. We got stylists to do that for us. "It doesnt matter."